Category Archives: Commercials

No, Carmen. Thank YOU!

This may go down as one of the greatest commercials of all time!

– Fat, middle-aged CEO hires a washed-up model (didn’t Dennis Rodman, her husband at the time, call her a “sperm receptacle?  Ouch.) to go ga-ga over him.

– She talks about “fast enlargements” with a straight face.

– Wait…Carmen Electra, Photographer??

– I KNOW Carmen has at least 50 or 60 options for “big, big enlargements.”  Ritz MUST be good, then!

Enjoy!

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George Costanza’s Greatest Hits

I think it’s official.  George Costanza is a BLOG HERO!

And finally, this is Jason Alexander, in probably his greatest role EVER:

Save 15% Or More (The Geico Cavemen)

Is this the greatest commercial campaign in recent memory?  Hell yeah!  And for your entertainment, here are as many of the spots as I could find!  Enjoy!

RIP, Grey Poupon Guy

Ian Richardson, the star of the Grey Poupon commercials, has passed away at the age of 72.

To honor him, watch these classics:

Stop. Hammertime.

Blog Friend Andrea: i am TOO legit

Blog Friend Andrea: too legit to quit

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In honor of Blog Friend Andrea, who was the inspiration behind Blog Hero Rick Astley, here is the next new old craze–Hammertime!

 

Let’s start with his biggest hit:

 

And a live version from the Arsenio Hall Show:

 

Anyone remember the MC Hammer cartoon, Hammerman?

 

2L2Q. Nuff Said.

 

And the great Nationwide commercial:

 

One night last year, I was flipping through the channels and saw Hammer preaching. I’m Jewish, but I was glued to the set. Probably watched 45 minutes of it. Amazing stuff.

 

Now I want Hammerpants.

GREAT Old WWE Commercial

Remember these?  I loved them.  You’d think they’re real!!!!!  Show some love for the Junk Yard Dog!!!

Easterns Motors – Where Your Job Is Your Credit!

This is quite possibly the catchiest commerical in recent memory.  From bad lip-syncing (LaVar Arrington) to bad car-dancing (Clinton Portis) to bad-snitching (Carmelo Anthony–don’t worry if you don’t get the joke), it’s got it all.

You will have this stuck in your head for at least seven weeks.  Thank me later.