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Entries from December 2006

Knocked Out…

December 29, 2006 · 1 Comment

Normally, I’m all about poking fun at people, things, and situations.  I saw this story and all I could feel was sadness.  I’ve worked with Mike Tyson before and I did the media work for one of his fights.  As funny as some people may find this story, I just don’t.  He appeared to be more of a lost soul who didn’t want to be lost anymore.  So this story really isn’t funny at all…

Tyson arrested on DUI, possession charges

Boxer stopped leaving Ariz. nightclub, found with cocaine, fails sobriety test

The Associated Press

Originally published December 29, 2006, 8:28 AM EST

Mike Tyson was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him leaving a Scottsdale nightclub early Friday.

Sgt. Larry Hall said the heavyweight boxer was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club at about 1:45 a.m.

 

“He showed signs of impairment, and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests,” said Hall, a member of the Buckeye Police Department who was working in the area as part of a holiday DUI task force.

Hall said Tyson was placed under arrest after “showing more signs of impairment” during the field sobriety tests.

Police subsequently searched Tyson and found cocaine on him and in his car.

No one else was with Tyson at the time, Hall said.

Tyson was booked at a Maricopa County sheriff’s jail, and he was expected to have an initial appearance before a judge later Friday to determine bail, Hall said.

Categories: Sports

From Parts Unknown

December 28, 2006 · Leave a Comment

One of my favorite WWF wrestlers from back in the day was the Ultimate Warrior.  But looking back, it’s easy to see how crazy he really was…

Categories: Funny · Sports

This Christmas…

December 25, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Merry Christmas to all those celebrating!  Happy belated Chanukah!  I don’t know when Kwanzaa is, but happy that, too!  And, of course, a wonderful Festivus to the rest of us.

If you’re like me, and I know many of you are, please do yourself a favor and see ROCKY BALBOA as soon as you can.

Rocky I-IV are four GREAT movies.  Rocky I was the genesis of the modern sports film (underdog proves everyone wrong, gets the girl).  Seriously, it set the stage for so many movies over the past 30 years.  (Note: Rocky V never happened)

Don’t go in expecting something as terrific as Rocky.  But what you’ll find is a really nice send-off for the character.  Plus, you’ll leave the theater shadow boxing and humming Bill Conti’s classic “Gonna Fly Now.”

Enjoy!

Categories: Rant · Sports

Who’s Gonna Listen?

December 23, 2006 · 1 Comment

I this note today:

Jewish Radio On Christmas – 12/23 – The Jewish Radio Foundation and “Shalom USA,” Baltimore’s first and only Jewish talk radio show, announce a full-day of Jewish programming on Christmas, 12/25, via Baltimore talker WVIE (1370 AM) and v1370.com. The live 9 AM to 9 PM program will include interviews, music, news from Israel, and much more. “Shalom USA” airs every Sunday from 9 AM to 11 AM on WVIE…..

I think it’s pretty cool, actually.  Funny, but cool.  As a self-respecting Jew, there are two things on my December 25th agenda:

Chinese Food       and        movie-theater.gif.

Yes, Chinese Food and a movie.

Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions our lives would be as shaky as, as… as a fiddler on the roof!

Categories: Funny · Rant

Rosie vs. Trump

December 22, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Let’s be honest…none of us REALLY care about the “war” between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell.

To me, Trump is just the guy who hosted Wrestlemanias 4 and 5 (MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE). Rosie is always the catcher from “A League of Their Own.” I have no clue why they are fighting.  Why does Trump CARE what is said about him on “The View?”

This picture of Madonna’s good friend, taken off the awesome www.tmz.com website, is glorious. Just glorious.  Watch the video if you want to get context.  But the screenshot is gold.

This is the full article.

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Coincidence? I think NOT.

December 22, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Right by my office is the American College of Gastroenterology, which studies digestive issues.

Two doors down is Hard Times Cafe, which boats FOUR types of chili. And a dish called “Chili Bubba.”

Categories: Funny · Rant

Not REALLY funny, but…hmmm…no, I find this hilarious…

December 21, 2006 · 1 Comment

Reality check: 95 percent of Americans had premarital sex

POSTED: 8:42 p.m. EST, December 20, 2006

var clickExpire = “01/18/2007″;NEW YORK (AP) — More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past.

“This is reality-check research,” said the study’s author, Lawrence Finer. “Premarital sex is normal behavior for the vast majority of Americans, and has been for decades.”

Finer is a research director at the Guttmacher Institute, a private New York-based think tank that studies sexual and reproductive issues and which disagrees with government-funded programs that rely primarily on abstinence-only teachings. The study, released Tuesday, appears in the new issue of Public Health Reports. (Sex by the numbers)

The study, examining how sexual behavior before marriage has changed over time, was based on interviews conducted with more than 38,000 people — about 33,000 of them women — in 1982, 1988, 1995 and 2002 for the federal National Survey of Family Growth. According to Finer’s analysis, 99 percent of the respondents had had sex by age 44, and 95 percent had done so before marriage.

Even among a subgroup of those who abstained from sex until at least age 20, four-fifths had had premarital sex by age 44, the study found.

Finer said the likelihood of Americans having sex before marriage has remained stable since the 1950s, though people now wait longer to get married and thus are sexually active as singles for extensive periods.

The study found women virtually as likely as men to engage in premarital sex, even those born decades ago. Among women born between 1950 and 1978, at least 91 percent had had premarital sex by age 30, he said, while among those born in the 1940s, 88 percent had done so by age 44.

“The data clearly show that the majority of older teens and adults have already had sex before marriage, which calls into question the federal government’s funding of abstinence-only-until-marriage programs for 12- to 29-year-olds,” Finer said.

Under the Bush administration, such programs have received hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding.

“It would be more effective,” Finer said, “to provide young people with the skills and information they need to be safe once they become sexually active — which nearly everyone eventually will.”

Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, defended the abstinence-only approach for teenagers.

“One of its values is to help young people delay the onset of sexual activity,” he said. “The longer one delays, the fewer lifetime sex partners they have, and the less the risk of contracting sexually transmitted disease.”

He insisted there was no federal mission against premarital sex among adults.

“Absolutely not,” Horn said. “The Bush administration does not believe the government should be regulating or stigmatizing the behavior of adults.”

Horn said he found the high percentages of premarital sex cited in the study to be plausible, and expressed hope that society would not look askance at the small minority that chooses to remain abstinent before marriage.

However, Janice Crouse of Concerned Women for America, a conservative group which strongly supports abstinence-only education, said she was skeptical of the findings.

“Any time I see numbers that high, I’m a little suspicious,” she said. “The numbers are too pat.”

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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America’s Most Hated

December 20, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Ummm…’nuff said…

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December 20, 2006 · Leave a Comment

This blog will not get political.  However, even the staunchest supporters of the current President Bush have to at least chuckle.  I know, I know–put anyone in front of the mic that many times, lots of funny stuff will come out and I’m only showing the funny stuff and not the thoughtful, caring stuff.  But this blog is not called “Because You Need a Fair and Balanced Look at the World.”  So laugh away, Democrats, Republicans, and everyone else in between!

Categories: Funny

I Wanna Kiss Suzy Kolber, Too

December 19, 2006 · Leave a Comment

 Joe Namath is strrrrrrrrrrrruggggaaalllinnnnn!  True story, back in my college radio days, I played the “I wanna kiss you” bit probably a good 2,000 times.  While this happened several years ago, it never gets old.  This is platinum in comedic value.

Categories: Funny · Sports